From: Scott Kurtz
to: Ryan North
Subject: My dick size.

Ryan,

Tried logging into my Project Wonderful account but I didn’t remember my login info. I tried getting my password emailed to me and your system asked “Please answer the secret question: Dick Size.” WTF? did I really make that my secret question? Did I lie or tell the truth? None of my go-to numbers are working.

Ryan, only you can tell me my dick size. Please help me.

My penis waits with bated breath.

P.S. Balls.

Scott Kurtz
Cartoonist
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