Archive for March, 2008

PvP Presents: Real email transcripts

blog: March 4th, 2008

From: Scott Kurtz
to: Ryan North
Subject: My dick size.
Ryan,
Tried logging into my Project Wonderful account but I didn’t remember my login info. I tried getting my password emailed to me and your system asked “Please answer the secret question: Dick Size.” WTF? did I really make that my secret question? Did I lie or tell the [...]

Red box, blue box

blog: March 4th, 2008

My father introduced me to Dungeons and Dragons.
His first character was a wizard named Draziw. His second was a wizard named Silverleaf. I remember the drawing he made of Draziw in the little portrait box on the character sheet. When he revealed to us that Draziw was Wizard spelled backwards we all flipped out. We [...]

grinding rep

blog: March 4th, 2008

I was especially proud of today’s Ding!

Man down.


March 5th, 2008

A moment of silence?

blog: March 5th, 2008

Yesterday I received a lot of email from fans who felt I had been reticent in my duties as a nerd. Gary Gygax was dead and I had not posted one God damned word about it. Emails were getting more and more upset as the day went on, so simply to quiet the masses, I [...]