Did you know that I got to play D&D in Seattle with the Penny-Arcade crew and Wil Wheaton? Did you know we recorded that 8 hour gaming session and broke it up in to some wonderful podcasts? Did you know that Mike and I are taking turns illustrating each podcast and that you can find all of this at The Wizards of the Coast website?

Well now you do.

Back in December of last year, I wrote a comic strip based on a theory my friend Rob has always held that all Muppets fail at doing what they want to do most. Rob has emailed me with additional data to support his thesis:

“Wait, I was just thinking that Yoda is a muppet. As with all muppets, everything he does fails. He talks about how Anakin is troubled, but still lets him become a padawan and a Jedi. He works closely with Palpatine AKA Darth Sideous without ever so much as thinking twice. He’s the general of the so-called Clone Army, which kills all of his Jedi but Obi-Wan. He effs up the fight against Sideous.

He doesn’t want to train Luke. Then, when he does want to train Luke, he doesn’t want Luke to leave. If Luke hadn’t left, the whole rebellion could have fallen.

Not until Yoda dies do things go right for the rebellion against the Empire. Yoda’s rise is the rise of the Empire.

Dude is a muppet through and through.”