From: Cole Richards
To: PvP Subscriber List 1
Subject: Attention Humans: Sale Extended

Dear fellow primates,

My name is Cole Richards and I am writing very innocently to inform you that our Black Friday sale at www.pvpstuff.com has been extended to Monday, November 30th. Instead of offering you a sale for one day, we are offering you a sale for three days.

This is something we are doing to be nice to you. This is not a plot by a superior being to undermine our company in his first step towards the eventual domination of our entire race. So please feel free to take advantage of our savings and do not consider the long-term consequences of your actions.

Enjoy the remainder of your pathetic lives holiday weekend.

Sincerely,
Cole Richards (not secretly a cat)