From: Cole Richards
To: PvP Subscriber List 1
Subject: Attention Humans: Sale Extended

Dear fellow primates,

My name is Cole Richards and I am writing very innocently to inform you that our Black Friday sale at www.pvpstuff.com has been extended to Monday, November 30th. Instead of offering you a sale for one day, we are offering you a sale for three days.

This is something we are doing to be nice to you. This is not a plot by a superior being to undermine our company in his first step towards the eventual domination of our entire race. So please feel free to take advantage of our savings and do not consider the long-term consequences of your actions.

Enjoy the remainder of your pathetic lives holiday weekend.

Sincerely,
Cole Richards (not secretly a cat)

From: Cole Richards
To: PvP Staff, Skull
Subject: That Stupid Cat!

I’m not sure how it’s possible, but somehow Scratch got locked in my office over the weekend and in the process of walking across my keyboard managed to screw up the store completely. Our Black Friday sale became a Black Friday, Saturday and Sunday sale. Not only that but now the calendar and Christmas card pack aren’t in the online store anymore. HOW CAN U DO ALL THIS WALKING ACROSS A KEYBOARD???!!!111111 Skull! Keep that cat out of my way today or so help me…

Francis, can you see what’s up with this calendar and card set? I WANT THE STORE FIXED BY LUNCH!!. I don’t want our readers to miss an opportunity to get these things. We already missed our opportunity to sell them on the busiest SHOPPING DAY OF THE YEAR.

I swear, you’re all trying to put me into an early grave.

You’re all fired until I come out of my office in an hour.

Cole Richards
Editor in Chief
PvP Magazine

http://www.pvponline.com

Cole made a bet that he could go a whole year without shaving. “The Year of the Beard,” our very first wall calendar EVER in the history of PvP, chronicles Cole’s hair-raising efforts over the course of twelve months worth of webcam pics. Your PvP 2010 wall calendar includes all major holidays, our upcoming schedule of convention appearances and coupon codes good for big savings in the PvPstuff store year round.

The Year of The Beard is 8.5×11.5, full color and spiral bound. And it’s on sale NOW! We also have our Binwin Bronzebottom Christmas Card 9 pack on sale.

Check it out at www.pvpstuff.com