Cartoonists, Blamimators and internet superstars Scott Kurtz and Kris Straub have one extra ticket to the Child’s Play Charity Dinner Auction in Seattle, WA on December 7th, 2010.

You do not. We could change this.

BIDDING ENDS THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT (November 24, 19:32 PST) SO BID EARLY AND OFTEN! The winner of this auction will be Scott and Kris’ date for the evening: you’ll sit at our table, listen to our stories and we’ll try to get you drunk. Just like the real thing, except for a good cause!

100% of the proceeds from this eBay auction go to Child’s Play Charity.

Here’s exactly what you’re bidding on right now!

- A ticket to the Child’s Play Charity Dinner Auction in Seattle, WA on December 7th, 2010. The seat is at the table with Scott and Kris.
- Scott and Kris will comp your drinks from the open bar (our discretion, $100 max). Don’t feel obligated to get trashed though!
- No funny business. We don’t kiss on the first date. Look, we’ll see how it goes.

This takes place in Seattle, WA in about two weeks, so you’re still responsible for your own travel and lodgings! And attire is formal/semi-formal, so you’re encouraged to wear your tightest, fanciest dress or your tightest, fanciest tux.

Must be 21 years of age or older. Serious bidders only please. Ticket is non-transferrable and not redeemable for cash value. Upon winning this auction, payment must be received within twelve (12) hours of auction’s end or we will award the ticket to the next highest bidder.

Bidding starts at $10. Good luck! Scott and Kris can’t wait to date you!